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This is what happens when you cross Los PARAMEDICOS!

Thursday, May 20th, 2010

It’s just simple documentation that JH is a double-crosser

These photos are from our record release show at the “ask a punk house”, where our friend JH got what was coming to him. After all the wildness calmed down we played one last song and understood what it was like to win the good fight for the DIY pop-punks.

Photos by Gabriel Farrell



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Jordan speaks up and gets a splash from the top step.

Monday, May 10th, 2010

That’ll be the last god-damn time Jordan comes to a Paramedic! show and tries to walk out unscathed.

Although Larry got knocked out twice… the remaining/standing members of Paramedic! were able to thwart the malicious efforts of Joe Fox and Jordan H. We proved this week-end that despite their best efforts, we can, as a cohesive unit, stand up to any challenge that lays before us. There was broken tables, shattered picture frames, bruised clavicles and bloodied exteriors… but it was nothing compared to the thought that we will never have to worry about Jordan H slandering the saint like fortitude of our good friend, Chris Reject.

Our arms have been raised in victory as Paramedic! and Spraynard ride the chariot of friendship into the glorious adventure of the upcoming weekend.

Finally, some answers.

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

But we still haven’t found any resolution.

Jordan draws a line in the sand. from Paramedic! on Vimeo.

We’ll see you on May 7 in West Chester, May 8th in Philly, and May 9th in Bethlehem. We are going to play the best damn shows that have ever been played – whether Jordan Hollander likes it or not.

Chris Reject speaks up

Tuesday, April 20th, 2010

It seems things are only getting worse.

Surely the days leading up to your RECORD RELEASE show should be filled with diligence, hardwork, and excitement…but lately it seems we’ve only be burdened by negativity and stress!

I don’t know if you’ve heard…but some shit is going down. And its getting very REAL. Friends attacking friends. Labels being criticized. Massive amounts of secrecy behind people backs….

Chris Reject spoke up and defended his honor against some weird passive aggressive comments that have been floating around…but so many questions are left unanswered! The biggest one being: WHERE IS THE RECLUSIVE JORDAN HOLLANDER?

I know personally WE would sure love some answers – starting with why he is doing this and what exactly his whole beef is with the Paramedic!/Spraynard split anyway! Maybe he could also explain WHAT exactly is going down at our record release shows on May 7th, 8th, & 9th. Guess we’ll find out soon enough.

There’s some trouble a-foot

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

Paramedic! is sick of jordan hollander. from Paramedic! on Vimeo.

Ignore that still of Charlie at the top – he’s really a tough dude.

Probably the toughest member of our band (ask him about his shins sometime…) But Paramedic wants you to know we back up every word Charlie Cottone has to say in the video above. There’s some unrest about town, and in the need to not only defend our name, but also our manager and producer Chris Reject, this video needed to come about.

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Ultra Mantis gets it…

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

Words from Pro Wrestler, Ultra Mantis Black’s twitter page…

“Zia (former Tex-Arkana ICWetc..) leads an orchestra that sounds a lot like Cringer. This is a good thing.”

We are pleased, as a band… to be recognized by such an Outstanding Pro Wrestler and in would love to, in some way… assist him in his unprecedented domination of the ChikaraPro world. Thank You UMB for gracing us with your words.

  1. Ultra Mantis Black – Angry Insect Evildoer!
  2. Affiliation – The Order of the Neo Solar Temple
  3. Stats – 6′0”, 206 lbs.
  4. Style – Puroresu-style Mat Technician
  5. Signature Moves – Muscle Buster, Reverse STO, Praying Mantis Bomb

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